Saturday

Free the Poets has relocated.

The new site is being co-managed
by the legendary Newsker Doodle
and is called
---
Ticklish Licorice Clitoris

It promises to be even more irreverent.

Newsker Doodle urges you
to come check it out.

And, so do we.


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P.S. Wear a helmet.

The New Westerns and David Allan Coe together at last...

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UPDATE: show postponed?
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David Allan Coe - "If that Ain't Country..."



The New Westerns and David Allan Coe
will be playing together
at Goathead Saloon... in Mesa, Arizona,
on Tuesday, September 30th, 2008.

David Allan Coe is scheduled to hit the stage at 7 p.m.
... followed by Arizona's own, radiofreedoghouse
aka Danny Western and his gang, The New Westerns.

(below)






Live at Club Red in Tempe, Arizona

Friday

Changing the Habits that Erode

Saturday

Tattooed Love Thug

Lil Wayne, 'Tha Carter III' (Cash Money/Universal Motown)

Is he the next 2Pac or Biggie? Who the f--k cares?

Whether you love, hate, or can even decipher Dwayne Michael Carter's platinum-plus sixth "official" album (mix tapes excluded), you gotta cop to what it represents. Lil Wayne (a.k.a. Weezy, Weezy F. Baby, Lil Weezyana, Young Money, Young Carter, Weezy Wee, et al.) is the purest product of the most transformative, chaos-inducing man-made disasters of the 21st century -- New Orleans, hip-hop, and the Internet.



A proud parasite feeding off our finest, ingeniously mongrelized artistic impulses, darkest, short-selling, capitalistic shell games and primal, do-me-now! desires, this tiny vulgarian griot talks more shit about our confounding times than anyone in pop culture. Never has such a gifted MC been more motivated and distracted, piercing and random, clear-eyed and stoned into total bewildering oblivion. Who can't relate?

He vulnerably tears at your heart on the Katrina-mourning "Tie My Hands," artfully stalks and probes Kanye West's rhythmic boom on "Let the Beat Build," and chillingly confronts his own faults on the sprawling "Shoot Me Down." But then he idiotically compares himself to Martin Luther King and screams, "Assassinate me, bitch!" and almost ruins the mesmerizing minimalist stutter of "a Milli" by drooling (no!), "We pop 'em like Orville Redenbacher."

Dazzlingly flawed, Tha Carter III isn't an album to grade (see above) -- it's one to bang insanely all summer, and not try to understand. It's that kinda year.



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Monday

Kathleen Edwards Smells the Flowers

When Kathleen Edwards performed around Ontario, Canada in 2001 and 2002, her club shows were sparsely attended. Then "Failer" came out, and all of that changed, the labels were calling for her, Letterman was praising her work, and the support slots grew to the likes of Bob Dylan and Willie Nelson a few years later.
But after 2005's "Back To Me" and the subsequent touring, the singer-songwriter was worn out. Taking time off from the road, Edwards even had a stint working at a winery. Not that she needed the work to make ends meet, but getting away for a bit recharged her batteries.



"I didn't have songs in the vault, and I was pretty burned out," she says from her Ottawa area home. "I was not uninspired, I just needed time to sort of figure out what kind of songs I wanted to write and what kind of record I wanted to make. It was tough because suddenly I knew I had to make a record, I wanted to make a record."

Now, on the cusp of releasing her third album, "Asking For Flowers," Edwards is ready to take the bull by the horns again with what could be her best album to date. The singer started working on the album last spring.

"With 'Buffalo,' the reason it's first on the record is because it was the first song that I wrote for the record," she says. "It's about the little devil on one shoulder saying you're never going to write another song, and it's not going to be any good. It's sort of struggling to break the ice."

Once that creative ice was cracked, Edwards says a few of the songs seemed to write themselves including the closing song "Goodnight, California" and "Sure As Shit," which took her about an hour to write. Meanwhile the tender title track, bringing to mind something Ryan Adams or Blue Rodeo singer Jim Cuddy might cut at some point, was sparked by a conversation Edwards had with a close friend who uttered the phrase.

"I'm really proud of 'Asking For Flowers' because I'm just really happy about the sentiment that I wanted to write about and feeling that I did it justice and that my friend would be proud to know that I wrote that song for her. That's a good feeling."

Perhaps the toughest song to write was "Oil Man's War," which she fought with for a while.

"I knew I liked it, but I wasn't getting the right words or the right melodies, and it just wasn't working," she says. "I didn't want to write some stupid cliché song that was just a follow-up to 'In State' (off 2005's "Back To Me"). I wanted to write a song that wasn't just a phoning-in, edgy, anti-oil war song." ...


... "Asking For Flowers" also includes the mid-tempo roots pop ode to one of Edwards' favorite performers Jim Bryson on "I Make The Dough, You Get The Glory." The song has her comparing Bryson to John Fogerty and hockey legend Wayne Gretzky while comparing herself to Elvis Presley in his infamous '70s phase and hockey tough guy Marty McSorley.

So why, of all National Hockey League players, would she compare herself to Marty McSorley?

"I don't know," she says after a laugh. "It kind of fell out of my mouth, I went 'Oh my god, that's so funny.' There are going to be people going 'What? How does Marty McSorley end up in a song?' It made me laugh so hard when I said it, I didn't even think about it. I'm actually hoping that Marty McSorley isn't offended because he can pack a punch."



Another feel-good track is the tight, chipper "The Cheapest Key" inspired by a rather ordinary conversation.

"I was joking around with a guitar player and talking about the key signatures of songs," Edwards says. "He suggested the person he was employed by writes songs in the cheapest key because of the reflection of his paycheck. He didn't really mean it. I just thought it was the most hilarious moment because I always joke how I make my guys work really hard, and I always pick the most expensive keys."

Edwards also says she shot a video for the song a day prior to this interview and was feeling the effects of it.

"I'm really f—king sore today because I did all these crazy jumps and tried to have an out-of-body experience. (I) have no reservations about being a total goof, which is actually very close to my actual personality," she says. "I was climbing on desks. There's bit of a school theme, and when you actually see it, you'll know what I mean. It was really, really fun to do. I f—king must have burned 1,000 calories, I'm so sore."



One thing that didn't kill Edwards was having producer Jim Scott at the helm, someone she worked with on her sophomore effort. Edwards says he was a great help in focusing the new record, which featured her working with musicians such as Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers' keyboardist Benmont Tench and Greg Liesz among others.

"He was such an encouraging force during this time because I was very unsure about some of the direction I was going in," she says of Scott. "He was just one of these people who made me feel that if it came easily you shouldn't question it."

"He's got a really great talent for making everyone feel comfortable, and that really helped because I didn't know these people and suddenly I was recording 'Alicia Ross' and 'Scared At Night,' songs that are deeply emotional and heartfelt to me."

Edwards also says Scott the producer is equal to Scott the person.

"I had always hoped I would meet him one day, and it's the most incredible feeling when you meet that person and they're as great as or even greater a person than you ever could have hoped they would be," she says. "I had to pinch myself thinking, 'Oh my god, five years ago I was reading his name on the back of a Whiskeytown record.' I was thinking maybe one day when I'm as big as Shania Twain I'll be able to work with Jim Scott.'"

While doing promotional work for "Asking For Flowers," Edwards also performed the Canadian national anthem at the NHL All-Star Game in Atlanta this past January.

"I now realize it's probably the job for somebody who is a really acrobatic singer," she says. "I'm not a showboat singer, and that's what people want, they want Celine Dion to go up there and do a Vegas style rendition of the national anthem. It's sports entertainment, they're wishing (former WWE star) Trish Stratus comes out and dropkicks me at the end."

Edwards has a North American tour this spring and has dates running though June, but says the rest of the year is up in the air in terms of routing. She also created a signature iPod that (at last count) had a bid of $1,035 with proceeds going to the Alicia Ross Memorial Fund. Edwards was afraid the iPod (which contains a bevy of unreleased songs, covers, videos and other perks) wouldn't sell for the cost of the iPod, but she's quite proud of the result.

The new tour will see a new bassist in tow following the amicable departure of longtime friend Kevin McCarragher, someone who responded to a radio ad Edwards placed looking for musicians to jam with 12 years ago. John Dinsmore is the new bass player, someone Edwards says is "over-qualified."

"I'm ready to work, and I've had so much time off that it really gave me some great perspective," she says. "I have such a second wind I feel like I'm 20 again, and I'm excited to go out on the road. I have a better understanding of how hard I have to work and how much energy I'm looking forward to putting into it."

Unfortunately, the two heartbreaks she had this year were due to Tom Petty and one of his Heartbreaker. For one, Edwards says she would've loved to be the support act for Petty's summer North American tour, but it went to Steve Winwood.

The second incident seemed more hurtful.

"Mike Campbell (Petty's longtime guitarist) was supposed to come and play on my record," she says. "I was so beside myself and having an out-of-body experience, but Jim Scott said, 'Mike just called, he's really sick, and he's not going to make it.' I was like, 'F—k!' I bawled my eyes out, and then I realized, 'Oh my god, he is a real heart breaker.'"

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The Hero with a Thousand Faces

Sons of Different Mothers?

Alana Sweetwater - "Song of Love"

Arizona Music News

Announcements:

Radiofree Records issued a statement saying that it expects
The New Westerns to enter Sleeping Planet Studios any day now,
with new songs expected to be released sometime in August, 2008.

New songs are rumored to include, "The Girl Who Never Was,"
"Nothing on My Girl," "Hey Radio!" and "Her Little Trick."

The band has added a new member;
a Canadian named North Western.



The New Westerns are also expected to hit the road
during July and August, playing gigs throughout the Southwest U.S.

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(soon to be posted below)

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Stay tuned for band news for Leila Lopez, Caterwauls,
Page the Village Idiot, Rich Hopkins & Luminarios, Sand Rubies,
hugs anD rugs, Roger Clyne & the Peacemakers, Jed's A Millionaire,
Truckers on Speed, Joe Pena & Greyhound Soul, TrackCart,
Gin Blossoms, Fourkiller Flats, Crushed, Creosote,
radiofreedoghouse, Psychotic Nerve,
... and the Instant Classics.

Also, stay tuned for band news on former Arizona residents
such as Emily Long, Alana Sweetwater, Hollywood Lightweights,
Sons and Lovers, Patrick Sedillo, The Linchpins, Supersuckers,
... and Colordrone Morning.

...and more.

Also coming: Turduvadove's Summer Playlists


Saturday

Tom Waits on Fernwood Tonight

Friday

Did Heavy Metal Jump the Shark?

Fat Mike of NOFX Assesses
the Current State of Metal



"Whew. Here's Fat Mike, leading the pack on tour from Europe:





Metal bands are not funny.

NOFX just played at Hellfest in France a few days ago.

We were the only punk band out of about 60 metal bands.

It was pretty weird.

We played right after Opeth and right before Motorhead and Slayer.

I got to meet the guitarist of Slayer. Not really that funny.
I asked him if he'd ever heard of NOFX. He said no, and walked away.
I got to meet the singer of Morbid Angel. Kinda serious too.
I don't think there was one funny person there.

The other thing was that no one had any drugs.

This is fucking Hellfest and all there was to drink
was warm French beers in tiny bottles.

Suckage.

I did get to meet Lemmy, that was neat.
He was trying to score drugs but couldn't find any.

Now that is a fucked up festival if even Lemmy can't score drugs.

Oh, and a bunch of people got food poisoning.

In conclusion: metal is bad."

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Without having been asked, Sir Real might respond that this a case of almost close, but not quite, Fat Mike.

His argument would include this band (below) as evidence to not give up hope yet.

The band, Crushed, just added the song, "Further Down," to their MySpace player again.

http://www.myspace.com/crushed

Onward thru the fog, baked...with gratitude.

Thursday

Death Race 2000: Buckingham Palace Style

American Musician Nearly Run Over
by Queen of England


Kevin Montgomery: ... "So, i'm walking through Windsor Great Park in outside Windsor Castle......and all of a sudden i'm startled by a car right behind me.......i spun around and the Queen passed by me in a Jaguar.......yes, she was driving......had a lime green hat on......the path in front of the castle is normally only used by pedestrians.......even bicycles are not allowed, but it is her property so i reckon she can do what she wants!!!
I just happened to be filming at the moment she came up behind me, or i would never have gotten it on film.
Anyway, it was kind of cool.........who can say they were that close to the Queen......i'm quite sure that will be our only meeting!!!! British people might not find this interesting, but for an American it was pretty cool." ... (video below)



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That video clip above reminds me of something
you'd see on Olbermann, ... on Oddball.
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(..."The Lunatic is on the Grass, ... Drunk!"...)

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The video above inspired me to come up with new lyrics
to the Sex Pistols' song, "Roadrunner." (below)

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Old song:

Roadrunner roadrunner
Going faster miles an hour
Gonna ride by the stop-n-shop
With the radio on


New song:

Drunkdriver Alzheimer
Scare the peasants with my Jaguar
Drivin' fast down the pedestrian path
With my lime green hat on

Wednesday

Tommy Lee to Get Own Show on Fox News?

Well, he shows Greta Van Susteren that he knows how to ask
the important questions that the fake news channel is so famous for.


Tommy: Hey, Greta. What color panties are you wearing? (video below)



Transcript of Motley Crue interview HERE







Also, Toxic Tommy
and Luda the Polluta
will be starring
in a new eco-awareness show
on Planet Green called
"Battleground Earth."

Country Music's Newest Snooperstar

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And a song called, "My Medicine" ...

Snoop Dogg praising Jah... with the help of Willie Nelson, Everlast, cowboy hats, guitars
& one of Andrew Dice Clay's maturely modified nursery rhymes,
...
it would appear.


Yee-haw. ...Finally feeling tha Doggystyle after 15 years.
It's been a long time since the "Gold Rush."

Yee ... Hizzle Dizzle.

Saturday

Ironic Moment

Wednesday

Ego and Fame


The well-known phenomenon of “name dropping,” the casual mention of who you know, is part of the ego’s strategy of gaining a superior identity in the eyes of others and therefore in its own eyes through association with someone “important.”

The bane of being famous in this world is that who you are becomes totally obscured by a collective mental image.


Most people you meet want to enhance their identity---the mental image of who they are---through association with you.

They themselves may not know that they are not interested in you at all, but only in strengthening their ultimately fictitious sense of self.

They believe that through you they can be more.

They are looking to complete themselves through you, or rather through the mental image
they have of you as a famous person,
...
a larger-than-life collective conceptual identity.



The absurd overvaluation of fame is just one of the many manifestations of egoic madness in our world.

Some famous people fall into the same error and identify with collective fiction, the image people and the media have created of them, and they begin to actually see themselves as superior to ordinary mortals.

As a result, they become more and more alienated from themselves and others, more and more unhappy, more and more dependent on their continuing popularity.

Surrounded by people who feed their inflated self-image,
they become incapable of genuine relationships.




Albert Einstein, who was admired as almost superhuman and whose fate it was to become one of the most famous people on the planet,
never identified with the image
the collective mind had created of him.

He remained humble, egoless.

In fact, he spoke of “a grotesque contradiction between what people consider to be my achievements and abilities and the reality of who I am and what I am capable of.”


This is why it is hard for a famous person to be in a genuine relationship with others.


A genuine relationship is one that is not dominated by the ego
with its image-making and self-seeking.

In a genuine relationship, there is an outward flow of open, alert attention toward the other person in which there is no wanting whatsoever.

That alert attention is Presence. It is the prerequisite for any authentic relationship.

The ego always either wants something,
or if it believes there is nothing to get from the other,
it is in a state of utter indifference:

It doesn’t care about you.


And so, the three predominant states of egoic relationships are:

wanting,

thwarted wanting

(anger, resentment, blaming, complaining),

and indifference.

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from "A New Earth" by Eckhart Tolle

Sunday

The White Trash Whiplash likes 'em...

DOUBLE-WIDE

Wednesday

Cleaning Up Good


Okay, whatever...
The end of the double you (W) era...



Just lookin' for some kind of Luckenbach sign...
Okay, Trevor Clever,...Which way to Wii? (we)

...wee :) ...


Fee is out the window.
We're bringing on the free.


Saturday

THE NEW WESTERNS Release New Video

"The Curse of Neglect"